The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
"ANGEL IN WHIT E" BEGINS WIT H AN H
Hey! How's this look?
Hm, let's see... Maybe a little more.
That's impossible! There must be some mistake!
I'm afraid it looks like it's not a mistake.
It's the truth.
The Soyokaze... THAT Soyokaze by itself...
...destroyed a Raalgon recon fleet?! Tylor did that?!
The United Planets Space Force senior staff...
...is apparently considering a promotion for Tylor.
A promotion?!
However, it would look better if...
...we gave him a commendation before they do.
Wouldn't you have done better to have been...
...a politician than a soldier, Admiral Fuji?
I doubt you reached your position...
...through physical prowess, Admiral Mifune.
What commendation should he get?
As a man who's risked his life in the battle zone...
...wouldn't you know best what the Soyokaze deserves?
You, little!
Well, I leave the choice of award to you...
...the hero of many historic battles, Admiral.
A special reward from the brass, huh?
I'd have been grateful for a year's worth of booze.
You think the brass are that smart?
A talented medic, huh?
There's no man in the service who's a better doctor than me!
Nope. He read in the cards that it'll be a woman.
Oh? And I suppose if he drew a moon card, it'd be a monk?!
If he's right, I'll give you my last bottle!
You're on!
Hey! They're coming out!
Here!
Take it!
Do I tell them? No! No matter what kind of man he is...
...the captain is still the captain!
I can't do it!
He's so irresponsible!
How many times do I have to tell him?!
Oh!
Captain's Quarters
"Just Knock, And I'll Come Flying!"
Come in!
Excuse me...
Sorry about that. Did I scare you?
I figured if such a beautiful woman was coming to this ugly room...
...she should at least get a decent welcome party.
Care for a drink?
Thank you very much, sir.
I'm honored you wanted to welcome me personally, sir.
Sorry. I'm a little flustered.
It was a bit of a surprise.
Something wrong?
Nothing. It's just the way you moved before was really something.
Not like a nurse. More like a lady spy!
You thought you were in danger, but didn't get self-conscious.
Even though you were just wearing that little skirt!
What about her skirt?
Yuriko! Good timing!
Regulations demand that you inform me when you leave the bridge!
Come on, relax a little about all the rules.
So, have a drink with us?
Captain!
There we go.
Now be careful. You don't want it to get infected.
Hey! Hurry up!
Cripes...
What's wrong?
Huh? Well, you see, I've had a stomach ache since last night.
Oh, my! We can't have that.
Hey, Katori! What're you doing here?
Hm? I cut my finger up on the bridge.
You idiot! Just lick it and it'll be fine.
Here, lemme do it.
Leave me alone! And why are you here?!
I thought you couldn't die even if somebody killed you!
Listen, if you wanna stay in prime condition...
...you gotta get a check-up once in a while.
Understand, kid?
Don't call me kid!
Ooh, wanna fight, little boy?
What's your problem, you big...
Pipe down!
Be quiet! This is a sick bay!
All right!
Sorry, sir.
What's wrong?!
Are you all right?!
No, it's nothing. Just an old war wound.
Oh, that's awful! Here, hold onto me.
Just leave him alone.
You're just going to spoil him.
Oh, no, sir! He received a wound fighting for us!
I can’t just ignore it! Here, come with me.
Yes, ma'am.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
But...
Darn it, she fell for it!
What are you all doing?!
What's the meaning of this?!
Slacking off! Ignoring your duty!
B-b-but!
You can't say that about wounded men.
Lieutenant, we're all wounded, thanks to your violent methods.
What did you say?! You're calling me violent?!
Let's hear that again, Andressen!
What, you couldn't hear me before?
Maybe you need a check-up, too.
Why, you!
Sorry about that. I'm back.
Oh, my! Look at you.
What about me?
Your blood pressure looks a little high.
Why don't I come by later with some stabilizers?
No, thank you!
Oh, if you insist.
If you'll excuse me!
Damn it!
Huh? They're what? What do you mean?
I mean we're facing a general breakdown in discipline!
Yuriko, what sort of breakdown?
Think of cats in heat.
Commander Star!
Lieutenant.
They're just a little more turned on than usual.
Men are all like that. Don't you agree?
Well, if that's the way it is...
...why don't you let Harumi give you a check-up, too?
I think it would calm you down.
Nothing lifts your spirits like seeing a beautiful woman.
Right, Yuriko?
I love that stoic beauty of yours.
Oh, and I think your back is pretty enchanting, too, Miss Kim!
Thank you!
Right?
Hey! Let's take a break!
Sure. Why not?
REC ROOM
Okay, there you go. No problems.
Oh, but my heart is beating so fast!
And it hurts so much!
Oh?
Me next, Harumi!
Whaddaya mean?! I'm next!
Christ, they're practically drooling on her.
Why not? Compared to the kiddy lunch-class gals onboard...
...she's a piece of prime steak!
Too much steak gives you too much cholesterol.
No kidding.
Pardon me.
Yes?!
May I check your blood pressure, too?
Blood pressure?
It'll just take a minute.
Oh, oh! Look at 'em blush!
My old war wound's acting up and I've got a fever.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Old injuries can be terrible, can't they?
Didn't she say this would just take a minute?
Don't ask me!
You both must have such difficult jobs.
Especially because of Captain Tylor.
Is working under such a great man hard to do?
Tylor? A great man?!
I suppose you only know what the brass told you.
Well, I'll admit he seems a bit odd.
Oh, you can call him odd. I call him a full-blown idiot!
I wish he was JUST an idiot!
Yeah, he takes it to a whole new level.
The way I see it, he's more like you guys than like the brass.
Oh, get out!
That isn't funny!
You think so?
Don't you guys have your own rules and ways of looking at things?
Well, yeah...
I think Tylor has his own, too.
If he's got anything like that in him, I'd like to see it.
When I find it, I'll preserve it in formalin for you.
Either someone's talking about me or I'm getting a cold.
Either way...
Captain, where are you going?
Well, the captain has to maintain good health at all times, right?
We don't want me to have a fever during a battle, do we?
So, you're going to the sick bay?
Wrong! To someplace much healthier than that!
Care to join me?
No, thank you!
Oh. Okay. See you!
"Someplace much healthier?"
Excuse me, I've been assigned to the Soyokaze as a nurse.
I'm Petty Officer Harumi.
Wow! An angel in white!
I see why all the men are so excited!
I'm making up clinical charts on everyone to help with any treatment.
That way Captain Tylor won't have to worry about it in an emergency.
Oh, Mr. Tylor?
He's so nice!
He seems a little strange, though.
That isn't true!
Right! He's wonderful!
Huh? But...
Is he now?
It'd take their opinion of him with a grain of salt.
What do you mean?
D-d-don't come near me!
Keep away! Once step closer and I'll bite my tongue!
But I just...
He's always like this, Miss Harumi.
Ensign Kojiro always acts like this.
'Cuz he's scared of women.
But if I don't make up a chart on him and report to the captain...
Oh, just make something up! It's not like he'll care about it!
He's right. Mr. Tylor doesn't worry about little things.
She's right. Mr. Tylor has a heart as big as the universe!
He's wonderful!
Well, perhaps I'll come back later.
Oh? What about our check-up?
I'll come back after Ensign Kojiro has calmed down.
See you.
She's wonderful. So sophisticated.
I wish I was built like her!
Those idiots at HQ!
Why'd they have to send another woman here?!
What should I do?!
Do I tell them or don't I?!
What?! What?! What?! What should I do?!
Bath
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
An officer and an NCO, just wandering around!
Why are you dressed like that?!
Excuse me.
Oh, now I see. Aren't you a little old for this?
What's?
Flowers, of course! Surely you can see that!
We want you to have them!
Who, me?
Drop dead.
We've been waiting for this chance.
You look surprised.
Oh, it was you.
Thank you, they're lovely.
Sorry to have bothered you.
Hey! Hold it! I'm not done with you yet!
This is HA-RU-MI. I have arrived on board Tylor's Soyokaze...
Well, what do you know? Harumi!
Tylor!
What's wrong, Harumi?
I'm glad to see you like afternoon baths, too.
So, wanna let me wash your back?
Why, yes...
I think I'll take you up on that offer.
Good, good. After all, we'll be working close together from now on.
Exactly.
If I didn't, I might not find out about the real you.
Well, this is me. In the flesh, so to speak.
Is that so?
Is it true you destroyed a Raalgon fleet single-handedly?
Oh, you heard about that?
That was an accident. Just an accident.
Oh, you're too modest.
I imagined you would be a very stern, scary man.
Or does the wolf dress in sheep's clothing here?
I want to see the real you...
Petty Officer Harumi? Are you okay?
Oh, is that Yuriko out there?
Well, you've got great timing.
Why don't you join us in here?
"Join us in here?"
Is he?!
Harumi!
What's wrong?!
I'm sorry! l... I didn't realize the captain was in there!
What... What's going on?
What got into you? Do you feel sick?
Well, why don't you join me, Yuriko?
That's the last straw!
Wha... Huh?
My choice is clear!
Hey! Finished yet?
Okay, it's hooked up.
Yes, this is the UPSF command carrier Ho-Oh.
This is the destroyer Soyokaze.
I have a top secret report on that battle...
...a few days ago with the Raalgon recon fleet.
May I speak to Vice Admiral Mifune, please?
Right away, sir.
Connecting Call Now
My choice is clear.
Connecting Call Now I'll tell them that Tylor's victory was entirely accidental...
...and that he's really just an idiot!
Mifune here.
This is First Officer Yamamoto of the destroyer Soyokaze!
Ah, it's you.
Sir, I apologize for jumping the chain of command like this...
...but there's something I must bring to your attention...
...about that battle with the Raalgon!
Oh? What?
Sir, it wasn't a victory at all! It was simple luck!
You could even say it was an accident!
An accident?
You don't know yet?
No, sir. Forgive me.
There's too much conflicting data about Tylor.
I request more time to study him.
You're the best intelligence analyst in the Empire...
...and you can't figure him out?
All right, continue!
Sir!
Tylor... What sort of man are you? What sort of man?!
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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